Dutch Lions 1-4 St Andrews Youth
Top Vs Bottom today and after our Christmas Party we were feeling optimistic. We started the game with a firm plan. The first half remained tight with chances being wasted at each end. With the lions playing offside leaving one St Andrews Striker a yard offside, the ref decided to wave on after the lino indicated the clear infringment. One nil to St Andrews into half time. With a depleted squad Taela went right back with Arron keeping goal. Both had solid games. You could tell Taela was enjoying himself. A mixture of Defensive mistakes and not enough pressure gave St Andrews opportunity to build on their lead. 4 nil down and we are finally awarded something. A free kick off centre 20 yds out the Skipper Pedro ask his Bro if he is gonna score, Paulos response was short and sweet, just like the man. Yes Bruv. Paulo hit this ball with laser guided accuracy right into the top right hand corner. As soon as it left his foot it was in. No keeper was gonna save that. St Andrews were able to bring a bunch of clowns up front for the last ten and fair play, I would like to be in thier position. In thier Manager they have a nice guy, I wish them well and hope they can win the league now. No games until the new year so lay off the mince pies and recharge those batterys, 2007 is a new start for the Lions.
Peace & Merryment
December 21, 2006 at 1:04 pm
I’d like to point out that the time when I was on the pitch we won 1-0…you guys suck!
Clearly there was some favouritism going on for that free kick though - we all know Paulo cant take them, clearly due to his lack of confidence! As for the 4 goals conceded I blame the ref…and the opposition. Have good xmas everyone, I predict a Lions comeback in the new year.
Oli
December 21, 2006 at 1:53 pm
ur the bunch of clowns thats y ur bottom u mugs
December 21, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Listen up John, one of you subs was a Pr$ck and even your manager said it. You’re a true winner John, True Winner.
That MUG up front couldn’t get in our side.
December 21, 2006 at 4:41 pm
just like the Majority of your squad mate! hopefully we will see u in a cup and that guy up front WILL score!!! should’nt be hard considering u r nothing but a below average side!!!
December 21, 2006 at 5:15 pm
John, John, John,
What’s wrong with you? Why are you so uptight mate? I’ll tell you what I’m going to do for you John, as it’s Christmas, I’m going to tell everyone, right here, right now, I think John is alright! I do, I love you John, even if no one else does. Yeah, your a f**king prick but If I don’t show you compassion then who will?
John is my mate and I love John, the silly Wa**er.
Have a great Christmas John, I hope the big man brings you something you need, like a brain maybe, or some mates, or a ‘How to Play Football for Dummies’ book, or a girlfriend (who doesn’t look like the back end of a bus), or one of those really expensive blow up dolls, or some cream for your self inflicted battered penis, or some new pj’s with ‘I’m a Total C*nt’ on the front, or a Satsuma, or some respect. Yeah, I hope the big man brings you some Respect you little Tit!
Wheres your Christmas spirit. Why? Why the attitude?
Have a nice Christmas John.
Love you.
December 21, 2006 at 5:57 pm
John, Take the advice of Timid, He is a wise man. Life and success is not put on plate (For some of us). We are a new side adjusting to a new league. I am prepared to say that ‘currently’ St Andrews Youth are a better side than us purely on the fact we are bottom and you are Top but what is the problem. You DID bring on some clowns and one of them WAS a Pr1ck, FACT.
I admire you sticking up for your team mates therefore Good luck John,
Ho Feckin Ho
December 22, 2006 at 8:27 am
wel maybe u might get some points from santa this year to get u out of the Religation zone! ur definatly ajusting to the league with your 1 win and 6 loses (2 of them to us i might say).
Its goin to be hard to adjust to the 4th division nxt year aswel good luck! timid that blow up doll might come in useful with u lot, it might just be able to show u lot how too play football! might even be able to sign up as a centre back? aahh fuck it get 11 of them and u might be able to stay up this year!
p.s just to let u know that striker would get into ur team its just we felt our centre mid who played there that day needed a couple of games, coz he doesnt get many n look wat he done! scored 2! eassssy!!!!!!!
have a good christmas guys dont drink too much we wouldnt want u puttin on the pounds!!
December 22, 2006 at 1:34 pm
John - what a cock you are. Don’t hide behind your PC, if you want to say something, say it right. Lets meet to discuss…where you at bitch???
December 28, 2006 at 11:14 am
Its all gone quiet over ther!!!
December 28, 2006 at 8:12 pm
Grants Back, John’s lying low! Curtis, keep ya body warmer on.
January 26, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Was it one of u lot writing comments on the tara site pretending to be me then?
January 26, 2007 at 11:28 pm
John my old china, great to know your still around (really). But do me a favour pal and clear off.
Even if one of us could be arsed to write phantom comments using your identity what exactly would you do John? Feck off back to your own website. Sorry, I forgot, you ain’t got one.
I understand your one of those hangers on in the team that shouldn’t really be playing at this standard but your team are happy to keep you on board in order to “do there bit” for charity. That and the fact St Andrews Youth get a massive grant on the basis your “involved” as your social worker likes to put it. That lottery fund has a lot to answer for.
Face facts John, You’re a waterboy and one of lifes real misfits, nothing more.
Look in the mirror tonight John, take a long hard look and be honest with yourself….
You’re a mug.
January 27, 2007 at 1:13 am
Nice job Curtis.
John you’re a Dick!
January 27, 2007 at 10:29 am
John, It’s time you left.
January 27, 2007 at 1:07 pm
4/10.
Well done Curtis it only took you 10 hours to cobble that together im proud of you mate. I myself would think that a mug is someone sitting hunched over their computer at half 11 on a friday night or better still at quarter past 1 thinking of witty replies but I guess we see things differently. Go out and enjoy the weekend, have a few pints. It makes me sad to think the pair of you are sitting in downloading porn on a friday night and watching repeats of Frasier when the rest of the population are out and just generally not being nerds. You two maynot be waterboys but you are most definitely the coolest members of your team.
January 27, 2007 at 3:53 pm
John you’re a Dick!
Did you find out who was pretending to be you on the Tara site?
I’m pretending to be you now, I’m walking around my room naked with my finger lodged up my ass! It’s nice, really nice.
Call it a day John, your just digging a bigger and bigger hole or yourself, you silly sod, what are ya?
January 28, 2007 at 12:39 am
Lad’s, I’m all for free speech but frankly the terms used by “to *** john” are out of order. I have removed these comments as they are not welcome on this site.
January 28, 2007 at 1:39 am
3/10
Lads your standards are dropping!
Timid, I thought your comment “John you’re a Dick!” was hilarious, really first class! But to use it twice over one day shows a lack of imagination! Next time would you call me a prick? I might even fake a smile, who knows?
Timid, It’s great you’re pretending to be me! How does it feel? It must be a great relief not to be propping up the rest of the table, is it a weight off?
I have a confession to make, I was pretending to be you earlier. Obviously I couldn’t find a prop to replace your nose, but i felt my elbow wold be adequate!
I look forward to hearing your response, It should be a literary treasure!
I’m sure it will contain such lines as: “John you’re a Dick!” and ” Your bodily odour offends my nose”
Keep on truckin big guy! Someone will laugh at something you say some day, I promise you!
January 28, 2007 at 3:12 am
Nice!
You know, I was at Kings Cross when the tube bomb went off and 4 people survived taking shelter behind my nose! You might have seen me on Richard and Judy. I know it’s big, I have to carry the fucker around but people often say I wear it quite well. I’m happy with that.
I can’t be doing with this banter anymore John, it’s just not fun, especially when you start making comments about my nose. That’s not nice.
You carry on if you like but I’m done, it’s over.
I loved you once John, but not anymore.
February 2, 2007 at 8:38 am
served
February 14, 2007 at 2:03 pm
hahahahahahahaha boy’d
February 26, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Grant - you blood clot, remember me? I’m gonna kill you…….