New Lions Captain Exposed

Its a major story people, Reports in today state that Mo Awada has secretly awarded Timid the honoured Captains role in the back of a car park off Ealing Broadway. They where reported to have been in discussions for quite some time in the local NCP. Timid has previously been quoted has saying he would do anything for the job. Both left the scene hugely satisfied.

We are still waiting for Mo Awada to make an official statement on this matter.
What Qualitys should the Captian come complete with? Have you say.